Day 3: Food

THE LAMENTABLE TRAGEDIE OF THE CAPTAIN OF CRUNCH IN CONFLICT WITH CELIAC DISEASE AS IT ALSO RELATES TO THE GOLDEN NUGGETS, A POEM

Captain Crunch! Captain Crunch!
Good for breakfast, good for lunch
Captain Crunch! Captain Crunch!
Not Gluten free, I miss you much

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Eff as in how effin' marvellous
Oh as in oh it's delisheeous
Oh as in oh that was awf'ly good
Dee as in deelightful foo-ooo-ooo-ood!

I want a bit of meat I said,
I'm fed up with this carrot
Why oh why have you given me this
When I'd rather eat a parrot?
Leave me alone tomorrow
And I'll go and get some gum
I have a fancy for coconut ice
Maybe even a rum
But don't bring me vegetables
That's far too healthy fare
Leave me alone with my shopping bag
And I'll eat whatever's there

Sausages are silly
Carrots are too
Chocolate cake sucks
And goats cheese smells like ooh
Give me Hariboo

Hot days and balmy nights,
You showed me quite the fright,
Pots of yogurt to dull the pain,
Burgers never to be seen again.

For Morgana