Silly Verse Day 28: Goodbye

Goodbye Ashley calling from Amazon Prime,
Goodbye Air Duct Companies that call me all the time,
Goodbye this is Visa Fraud Security Fraud department,
Goodbye your account has just been suspended,
Goodbye you just won a free vacation,
Goodbye coupon to get me a brand new Dyson,
I’m sure they won’t be missed,
I’ve got a little list.

Golly Gosh! What a fab Feb it's been,
Obvious isn't it, from the skill we've seen.
Ordinary folk told of stories in rhyme,
Designed to be daft nearly every time.
Boy, when you found that little brain cell,
You succeeded with wit and of course did excel.
Ee bah gum - another spare line - who cares as it happens all of the time!